i made soy milk ^_^
I dont think that’s how it’s made
She is not entirely wrong about this.
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
where do aliens hang out
this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
desk stories #4
this is amazing
that’s from one of Andrea Gibson’s poems.
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
I think im done with the bottom lip? Yeah. Cool. im likin it
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once